Drop the treble

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

(via tastefullyoffensive)

randallascot:

yugichrist:

grevenz:

this is some stupid shit

What the fuck are 80 year old nerds so happy about

death

money

randallascot:

yugichrist:

grevenz:

this is some stupid shit

What the fuck are 80 year old nerds so happy about

death

money

(via consistenthypocrisy)

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

(via lotsoflocksleia)

sunsetgun:

The Wilson Brothers and that painting. The Royal Tenenbaums.

sunsetgun:

The Wilson Brothers and that painting. The Royal Tenenbaums.

(via torched-a-saab)

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

(via maddiekate2013)

beyoncesasshole:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?

UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE

I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN

HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW

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(Source: awolbucky, via maddiekate2013)

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

(Source: eternalgirlscout, via maddiekate2013)